I think it's time for a haircut. I'm sure if you saw me, you wouldn't notice the changes in my hair. These are subtle nuances, mind you, but when each and every day I see myself morphing into "Trump", something's gotta give. When I look in the mirror these days, I see what Larry King is looking at in this picture. Hair that's thin, brittle, wispy, and arranged in the most awkward way, sort of like a bad rug. If I'm going to have something in common with "The Donald", my last choice would be hairstyle! Let it be my address, or my bank account, NOT my hair! Every day, I literally am pulling my hair out. It slips out in handfuls. Since I have very stubborn, thick hair, it's not making a very graceful exit. A woman's tresses are supposed to be her crowning glory, right? Well, take a good look at the above picture and you tell me...what should I do???
1. Let it fall out until I resemble Gollum and then break out the FlowBee
2 Cut it into some crazy short style that I would never normally wear (until it falls out).
3. Get it over with and "Bic" it NOW.
Me and my 27 strands of hair anxiously await your responses. Thanks :)